Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Times They Are A Changin.

A couple of senior citizens decided there were some quality budget entertainment options in the Capital City so using the 'gold' card they went to the Wellington High Court an sat in on the drama that was The Lundy Trial. Now it has got to trump any soaps or 'reality' offerings currently on offer.

So  what could go wrong,  well if you are under sixty or so you possibly wonder where I am going.

You see in the olden days say the 1950s, any woman of almost any circumstance would don gloves Hat and handbag to go anywhere with a whiff of formality, hell just to go up town to get meat veg and some other essentials, you just don't know who might be encountered. Hell one dear old girl I knew would not leave her house without  one pound (money), a clean Handkerchief and clean knickers, "you just never know dear you could end up in Hospital and you wouldn't want dirty knickers would you".

So of absolutely no surprise one of the dear ladies should put on a hat to attend The Court, no question.

However,  now,  that is not allowed and I have no freakin idea why she was asked by a gauleiter  to remove her head covering.
Of course she was not of the religion of peace was she, I have a lazy ten says such a request would not be applied to a lady in a hajib or a headscarf just the bloody hat. After all it could conceal enough semtex to take out the whole courtroom eh.

As I said Bob Dylan had it sussed.

Stop The Bludging Dalton.

Poor little rich boy Grant Dalton wants another Grant.

Bugger off we cant afford the ones already bludged, you have had more than enough and you should go talk to the tooth fairy.
Your good mate Joyce has other things on his mind

WE just don't have that money spare because we are already rationing medical options for people who give more of themselves while you squirrel your millions away.
Its welfare grants Grant.

By all means have a sail boat fun day, week, month whatever, but you fund it OK

Now stop wasting our money you Heartless Bastard.


Man up and face the fact you killed your missus for money, because she became an obstacle to your new life and dead was money in the bank.
When your little girl came to see what the terrible noise was, you turned on her and ended her life as well.
Just because she, along with you knew, what you did. The only two people who knew so you killed your daughter and now only you can tell us what Christine said as you launched that ferocious attack, to try and stop you.

You are an un-remorseful cowardly useless piece of shit just take your status as one of the worst and do something decent with what remains of your opportunity to consume oxygen and be thankful that facing the gallows is not your fate.
You seriously test my opposition to Hanging by the neck until dead.

Stop the farcical waste of money and maybe try and do something to make a moral reparation.

But then you didn't do it did you,  those now there are 24 jurors who got it wrong.

I have an indelible image seared into my memory of your over the top theatricals as Christine was placed in the hearse and I have been told by someone I trust in the Police observing that incident, evidently your grief came to a sudden end when you thought you were out of the view of the public.

Maybe you could write a book and donate the proceeds to the anti family violence campaign it might be cathartic

Billy Who?

While John Key mulls how his loyal Lieutenant has dropped a government that was musing on Sunday  September the 21st on how to manage a government possibly needing no support votes into a minority administration one death of an MP of his party from having to call on Sir Gerry, spare a thought for the Cane Toads.

Campbell Newman almost wiped the Labor opposition in his state Parliament off the map only by a unexpected turn of events three years later to lose his seat, his premiership and any hope of resurrection.
Annastacia Polaszczuc ( clearly they didn't all get selected by the English judiciary) installed as Premier with a minority government legitimised by cross bench support of independents.
Now things have taken a step towards serious problems with one of her MPs, holding the seat of Cook in the far North being outed as a serial criminal over many years the latest brush being a protection order in the name of his mother.

Now expelled from the ALP he continues to hold his seat but for how long, who could know.

His name Billy Gordon,  he could well add Bennett with a hyphen.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015


I see Andrew Little has acted in haste to reinstate Carmel Sepuloni as Labour's Social Welfare Spokesthingy following the conviction of her mother for benefit fraud.     Little had previously stood her down pending the outcome of the trial.

Sepuloni's mother pleaded guilty in the New Plymouth District Court to 19 dishonesty charges where she defrauded the taxpayer of $33,856.   She was sentenced to home detention and must pay back $15,000 (at $20 per week = 750 weeks or 14+ years).    Why not the whole lot for Chris...kes?     Her partner, Michael Rangi, made away with a further $62,351.

Prior to her mother's arrest Sepuloni lodged a series of 'Questions for Written Answer' relating to how MSD (and the Police) investigated matters relating to benefit fraud.   The thrust of the questions was to suggest both agencies were highhanded in their handling of investigations of this nature.   Never mind the taxpayer; Sepuloni's concern was for the fraudster.

Sepuloni's protestations that she knew nothing of her mother's criminal behavior fails to pass the sniff test and Little is putting his credibility on the line by failing to recognise that simple fact.   One thing we can be certain of ... Carmel Sepuloni is well placed to comment on benefit fraud.     Guess it takes one to know one.     But is she a suitable person to hold the shadow portfolio? ... your call.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Where To Northland?

By 2017 the good people of Northland will realise they have been taken for the drongos they are.

I wonder if we will see Peters quietly slope off somewhere else and install Shane Jones as the NZ1st candidate for Northland at the next election?

I reckon he would turn it into a safe NZ1st seat.


The mantra that surrounds MMP is that the makeup of Parliament is determined by the proportionality of votes that each Party receives at the time of a general election subject to the 5% threshold rule for Parties that fail to win an electorate seat.

And so it is that List MPs are free to die or go as they please and all that happens is that they are replaced by the next person on their Party List and so proportionality is maintained.

Not so in the case of Electorate MPs as we have just seen in Northland.   Peters won and gets to bring another MP from the Winston First List.   National drops to 59 seats and the proportionality of Parliament changes. MMP is revealed as the Emperor without any clothes.

No-one can dispute the right of an electorate to elect its own MP,   But where an electorate seat is declared vacant anytime during a parliamentary term there has to be a mechanism to ensure that the proportionality of Parliament determined by the general election result is maintained.  The simple solution would be (based on the Northland result) for Winston Peters to take his seat as the MP for Northland and for National to bring in another MP from its List.    

There may arise the situation where a Party not currently represented in Parliament wins the seat (unlikely but possible).    It this case the same mechanism would apply but acknowledging this would produce an over-hang situation.    Not ideal but better than the alternative.

Changing the rules would benefit no particular Party but it would preserve the so called integrity' of the MMP system (assuming of course there was any integrity about it in the first place).

Only In Australian Labor

The deficiencies in the Gnats candidate vetting for Northland pall into insignificance when compared with Labor's performance in Queensland, where the newly elected Labor gummint has lost it's majority of one with the sacking of an Aborigine MP who has the following rap sheet, either not seen or ignored by the selection committee.  (hattip Andrew Bolt)

How did Queensland Labor preselect Billy Gordon as the member for Cook with this record?
Breaking and entering and stealing in 1987 in Innisfail
Breaking and entering with intent, attempted breaking and entering and stealing in 1990 in Atherton
Breach of probation in 1992 in Atherton
Public nuisance in 1996 in Normanton and breach of bail conditions in 1999
Driver’s licence suspended for unlicensed driving in 2004 and 2008
Served with an Apprehended Violence Order in 2008 after a complaint by his mother

Here Come The Armchair Warriors

McCallum should have started differently.
Taylor should not have been there,
McCallum should have bowled when he won the toss
Vettori was too old,
The ground was too big,
NZ should have sledged.
What went wrong,

Suddenly everyone's an expert.

It was so simple, one team loses. Sadly this time it was NZ and anyone with brain cells numbering a figure  greater than their height in millimetres knew it had to end and yesterday that moment came when a tall left arm fast bowler by the name of Mitchell Starc turned up to play. In the test arena he is just ordinary but in this tournament he has been developed as a weapon deserving of his Man Of The Tournament award.
He was faster, bouncier, more accurate and more difficult to score off and he was the whole difference.

McCallum has taken some of the worlds best bowlers apart over the last few weeks and it has given us an edge.
Ross Taylor was struggling for runs but I know of no-one better qualified to do what he did yesterday and at 150/ 3 after 39/3 had done his job.
Had NZ got past 250 Australia would have struggled.
Vettori has been magnificent,
Strange as it may appear to many of the numpties, both teams played at the MCG and the boundary rope was in the same place for both.
While sledging is not unknown to our cricketers it is not a part of the game at all times for them. Whether it is from their criminal/convict past, who knows, sledging is embedded in Australian cricketers.
Sportsmanship is a luxury only created after the opponent is smashed, as a PR exercise. Had 'Davy' Warner been left dying on the SCG from a freak accident he too would have been lauded as Phillip Hughes was, there would not have been a single reference to any of the all too many sad demeaning incidents he has accumulated in his short career.

Well done Brendon 'Bazza" McCallum and your team of men to be proud of,  you achieved more in so many ways than any team preceding you. You used outright attack as a weapon. Who before, as a tactic in 50 over cricket  used four slips and a gully as a defence that took vital wickets. Now it is adopted by most teams.
Well done Mike Hesson and the other management members, that team  went to places almost all, those who understand and those who never could, would only have dreamed about.
Well done NZ Cricket for creating that opportunity.
Well done Therese Walsh, how you organised, presented and managed the NZ part of the spectacle in a most successful tournament was seamless and effective, how many million people will see us as a  place and a people,  worthy of more investigation in another time.
I understand the post match press conferences saw McCallum for NZ in a room packed out, but for the victors only half as many attending, significance and a message  there surely.

Thankyou guys put that team photo on your wall and tell your grand children you were there.

A Quote for the Day


In an email to Hosking breakfast;

"When will the Media seek a timeline for the upgrade to Port Whangarei  and the rail link to Auckland"

Hosking "that's for another day, talk is cheap its the whiskey that costs"

Sunday, March 29, 2015

O Death Where Is Thy Sting.

Today in around an hour The Australian One Day Teams will go at it until a winner is found.

The Australians are carrying a flag for one of their warriors who died in another match, struck down when a bouncer from another cricketer hit him below his helmet and in a rather bizarre outcome killed him when his brain became starved of Oxygen.
Michael Clarke the Aussie skipper was very close to Phillip Hughes, David Warner another deeply affected by the death.
Every cricket aficionado on the planet was  subjected to sadness and regret but many were comforted by two things one Phil died doing what he loved, and two died probably without awareness of the way his death at 25 was so devastating for so many and touched almost all who follow the sport.
Hughes death caused a rearrangement of a test series in Australia against India, it had our own team facing a Pakistan team on 281/3 after day one of five at what is the slightly bizarre "home" game for Pakistan in the Gulf and seriously considering calling the test off. History records they dismissed the home team for only 70 more runs then raced to 249/1 with skipper McCallum hitting 153 not out.
It was surreal, wickets fell with no emotion, players were all battling their feelings in their own personal and unique way, performances were at the same time almost automatic and yet pure in application hence McCallums runs and off spinner Mark Craig's best bowling of 7/91.
Not a single bouncer, at no stage a fielder close in under a helmet.

In October 2012 a legend of NZ Cricket Martin Crowe revealed he was battling a rare Lymphona that would shorten his life with one opinion suggesting he may have had only a year at most.
30 months on and Martin Crowe is still enjoying as are we all possibly the single most significant run of international cricket in our history for NZ
The NZ one day team has played 6 round robin games without a loss including a victory over Australia at Eden Park, England at The "Tin and Sri Lanka at the strange mix of history and the new on Hagley oval.
Then the West Indies were accounted for as quarter finals came and went, followed by the roller coaster again back at Eden Park when South Africa and NZ went to battle to see who would remain in contention and who would remain seeking a semifinal win and a world cup final place for a first time.
The last over and a six with one ball to spare, NZ triumphed in an exhibition of how a great game can be decided with almost unbelievable tension yet with so many acts of sportsmanship that threatens all too often to depart Cricket for all time.
Martin Crowe has been able with hin the battle his health throws at him to enjoy it all and so much of it is testament to his tremendous career as a performer, innovator and cricketer.
Having been installed into the Cricket hall of fame at the mid innings break at Eden Park during the Australia game his impending death is an inspiration to his successors.
One Life ended suddenly and the other being slowly drained by illness.

O grave where is thy victory.


Make no mistake.  National suffered a humiliating loss in the Northland by-election. The reasons are myriad and David Farrar at Kiwiblog has canvassed them in some detail here

I knew National was in real trouble when I became aware that a lady in the electorate who had acted as a scrutineer for the Party since Adam was a Cowboy advised she was not available and further, that she was considering voting for another Party because 'John Key was becoming a tad too arrogant and needed taking down a peg or two'.

I suspect it's a little more complex than that ... an unease that the Government might have lost its way with third-term-itis setting in and a perception, right or wrong, that National had stopped listening to its grass roots.

It matters not that National has rescued the countries economy from the train wreck it inherited from Helen and Winston.    It matters not the step change that has occurred in the administration of social welfare.   All this (and more) counts for nowt when the electoral pendulum swings against you as it surely will.  

The Government fails to recognise that at its peril.   Can I take it a step further. National needs strong voices in Cabinet who are prepared to tell it how it is and can deliver in their portfolios.  The pending retirement from Cabinet of Tim Grosser, off to the United States as our Ambassador, presents John Key with the perfect opportunity to right the ship.

There's any number in Cabinet comfortable with being identified as 'middle-of-the-roaders' and good on them ... elections are won in the middle.    But my Party is a broad church Party and we need someone prepared to stand up and champion the concerns of our right wing support base.

It's time to bring Judith Collins in from the cold.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Unbucking Felievable??

Luke Foley the ALP candidate for Premier of the most populous state, New South Wales, resplendent in a red tie and electric blue jacket, making a plea for support in his losing campaign where he and his supporters have left no lie unturned,  on his photo-op voting with Irish born wife who having recently gained citizenship was casting her first Australian vote

So dishonest was the Labor  campaign  in fact that fellow ALP luminaries have expressed public opprobrium for his blatant manipulations of  truth.

While we who reside thousands of Kms from Northland are proscribed from any statement that might influence a voter today on polling day, there are no such constraints contained in electoral law in the recent change in making early voting  in NZ more accessible, with signage and vote influencing suddenly only a problem from  midnight that begins polling day.
Meanwhile party functionaries can scrutineer wearing tribal regalia, other party workers wearing rosettes and driving logo bearing vehicles can transport voters to booths.
Media reports that there are in excess of 10k votes already cast under the full on party political activity glare when booths opened at 0900 today.

The quote of the day from Foley was the old socialist mantra "vote early and often" shouted with pride and emphasis.

Maybe He Is Just Bloody Good ?

 And his detractors are talking a "Crocket of excrement".

Wyatt Crockett Argentina v New Zealand - The Rugby Championship

The guy is six foot four, one inch taller than Ken Gray.
Maybe he gains an advantage that he can use.

Dominic Bird and Mark Cooksley are 6' 9" should they stand in a hole at lineout time.

One of the most destructive props was a little fat bastard from Scotland who at 5'8" was said to have used his short wide stature to get under any tight head at any time he wanted and give them grief. Ian "Mighty Mouse"  McLauchlan was his name, Ben Robinson from NSW is similar.

Now Wyatt Crocket is causing grief amongst Saffa props, South African Rugby who regard their props as demi gods and most if not all are not complete strangers to a 'bit of slipper' and 'hows your father' in their delivery of service.

A searing legend from the 1956 Bok tour to NZ, when a bunch of Springboks came here to continue the total dominance of South Africa in scrummaging that had prevailed since the ending of the two three two formation in the 1930s. The IRB, yep the same if somewhat earlier bunch of gin swilling old farts ruled the Ball had to pass three of each of the opposing feet before being 'hooked'.
Three years earlier in 1928, NZ touring the republic were forced to abandon 2 3 2 as the 3 4 1 Saffa teams were just too dominant over the seven packing all blacks with a "wing forward as an additional halfback.  In 1956 rugby graduated to something akin to war and with Bekker, Koch, Newton and du Toit they had four extremely powerful props who with what  some say were questionable tactics, dominated the first two tests but only got their beans when K L 'Kevin' Skinner was brought in to even things up a bit. The very sad outcome of that was in the 4th and final test at Eden Park when the Saffas in defiance of Dr Dannie Craven ruling over a planned assault, aimed a kick designed to cripple Skinner only to discover they had ended the career of AB lock 'Tiny White from Poverty Bay, wrong man oops.

Rugby is quite unique in that the fast / lumbering, tall / short, fat / skinny, intelligent / thick, black white ginga whatever can fit in to a team of 15 and bring whatever skill they might possess to contribute.
Administrators do not ask sprinters to drag a dead weight, last night a talented young man by the name of  Nehe Milner-Skudder danced through the Rebels to score two tries. That's not fair, he should have his ankles tied with a two foot length of string?

Many claim there are more than enough rules in rugby that make any referee's task impossible when it is so simple. Pick up a pigs bladder and kick, pass or run or in any combination to press it to the grass beyond the goal line at the other end of a paddock.

Wyatt Crockett has over 100 super rugby caps, has played hundreds of games under how many referees, works bloody hard on his game, is just the man to go to war with and now after he has embarrassed two of the Saffa cults in a week he must be cheating, that suggests he is just very successful.

That's A Wrap.

Found amongst the dross that is facebook today.

Derek Hill's photo.

Best Horoscope for moi ever.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Friday's Fulminations

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Well Said Keeping Stock.

One of the sad things in the fallout of Hagar's publishing of stolen electronic message data from Cameron Slater, was the self imposed action by Keeping Stock to cease his Blog activity as a brand.
Informative and a significant personal view of a wide ranging range of subjects it was a daily read for me.

He still adds to the sum of the medium and below is his perspective, today on kiwiblog, on the aspect of cricket that will remain a complete mystery to the Australian team and to a lessor extent the Indians who go into action today in Sydney to find New Zealands opposition in Sundays final at Melbourne.

Keeping Stock (9,644 comments) says:

I’ve got a suggestion for whoever is the Match Referee for today’s second World Cup semi-final between Australia and India.
When the players arrive at the ground, lock them in their respective dressing rooms, and give every player in each team a copy of Andrew Hughes’ excellent Cricinfo piece on sledging (see the link below).
Then, when they have read and understood it, show them video of the last few overs of the first semi-final, including the aftermath where two teams of cricketing gladiators embraced one another. Although one team was ecstatic and the other was despondent, there was a spirit of respect between the teams. Both teams had given everything for their respective country, but had done so in the best traditions of cricket, a sport which will still be around long after the current crop of players have gone out to pasture.
I have loved the sport of cricket for near enough to 55 years. But I don’t love what cricket has sometimes become, especially when players such as James Faulkner regard abusing and belittling their opposition as a key part of the game.
New Zealand and South Africa set a very high standard on Tuesday night, both in terms of their on-field conduct and play. Can Australia and India maintain that standard?

Well said KS but in answer to your question "I dont think so" childish sledging is so deeply embedded in the psyche of every Australian Cricketer they just don't know any different.
Very occasionally someone comes up with something memorable but antics such as Warner, Watson and co can manage, are at best eminently forgettable.
Maxwell was evidence of that when  Mitchell Starc was the only one of his team to stand up to the New Zealand bowlers merciless exposure of the Australian batting with his childish and inane sledge with a mock choking attack just before Kane Williamson playing real cricket sent Pat Cummins over long on to put the rabid dog down.

Elliot going to a clearly wounded Springbok on the pitch having given it all is so much more memorable.
Aussies would all be engrossed with each other to bother

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Confusing Messages?

On a large electronic scoreboard at Eden Pork was a ticker with advisories running across the bottom of the screen. with the state of play the main message.
One read the number to call to dob in bad behaviour in the crowd.

As Steyn prepared to bowl what turned out to be the last ball, the ticker asked patrons to be considerate of the venue's neighbours as patrons departed for home.

Then when Grant Elliot delivered the Saffas  the Coup de Grace  what did the stadium managers do in the late night hours, they delivered a very impressive fireworks display.

Was that in keeping with their plea to their guests or what.
Possibly answers from those who were just getting off to sleep, pet owners or those who give the management the most grief when hours, events and conditions are up for discussion.

When planning a "bit of a do" that might give those nearby cause to complain are best dealt to with  a few invitations, works for me.

Worthy and sad one team had to lose.

I had a wee dram when the target was eight an over with 9 overs  to go.
That is one day cricket. I have absolutely no idea how Duckworth Lewis works but to take that game to 5 from two balls after a rain delay it must be close to reasonable. Of course we really only needed four but I don't think Grant Elliot knew that.

Kane Williamson ended the pool game with Australia game with a six and today grant Elliot did the Saffas in with another.

Where are all those who said Elliot should not be there, last weekend it was another weak link Guptill who came good.

The rain gods saved us.
If du Plessis and de Villiers had not been thwarted by rain we could have been chasing somewhere close to 400.
If Bazza had not knocked the impossible out of the 298 equation it could well have been a bridge too far.
Was de Villiers full of influenza or does he sniff a lot.
Does Ross Taylor need intensive debriefing on basic running calls, if it is go then bloody go, once a calloff  happens abandon it, yes no no yes only works when the other team cant field. That wont be an option when it is India or more likely the men in yellow.
Did AB de V work out he needed to pull a stump when the bails are off, that effort indicated he was operating below par.

Morne Morkel has a softer side.

That game was played as I understand the spirit of the game deserves.

My most rewarding emotion now as the euphoria envelopes me, will Seven Sharp now head back to Westlake and give those SAFFA children a chance to now embrace the country their Parents have chosen as an escape from the shithole Mbeke and co are creating in the republic.

Yes David Millar can hit a cricket ball, sheesh.
 Was I in a massive minority when "hawkeye" had that ball so high when it passed the stumps to exstiguish the review options for SA.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015


Lee Kwan Yew, the founding father of Singapore, died yesterday aged 91. He was an incredible person whose legacy can and will never be forgotten. I never met him but he knew me.   Here's the story .....

Back in the 1960s and 70s The British Forces Broadcasting Service (BFBS) ran a string of radio and TV stations around the world catering for service personnel and their dependents.   BFBS Singapore operating on 88.9 FM was one of those stations.  It had its studios in Tanglin.      In the mid 1970s I was seconded to the organisation as a continuity announcer working Thursday nights under the watchful eye of Roger Hudson, the station's senior announcer, who cut his teeth working for the old NZ Broadcasting Corporation in Wanganui.

In addition to continuity work I read the New Zealand news and had a regular timeslot programme 'Sounds in the Night' which I promoted as music to go to bed to ..... I digress.    In 1975 the British withdrew from Singapore and the station closed down (although the frequency is still utilized to relay BBC World Service programmes).     We operated on very strict protocols so as to not upset the Singaporeans; no jokes, no live talk back, it was as if Lord Reith was sitting in the studio with us.

However on the last night of broadcasting up until we went officially off-air on the stroke of 12 midnight we decided to defy convention and let it rip.   Actually the last 12 hours 'live' was one big party awash with alcohol from the ex-pat community much of which made its way into the broadcast studio with sometimes interesting results ... no matter.    I was scheduled for the 6 pm to 8 pm slot but when I arrived at the station from our home in Nee Soon I found I had left my pipe and tobacco behind.     We didn't have a telephone at home so the only thing left to me was to appraise Pam of my plight 'on air' and ask her to bring the pipe and tobacco with her when she left to join the party after I had vacated the mic for the last time.  

About 45 minutes later Hudson comes into the studio and said "WTF have you been doing .... there's a Singapore Government car parked at the entrance to the building and a very fierce looking Sikh asking for you, go and sort it out".     So, downstairs I went and introduced myself to a very impressive looking Sikh officer with bits of braid all over him.    He said he was Prime Minister's Aide-de-Camp and that Lee Kwan Yew had been listening to BFBS and that he was instructed to give me this ... handed me a gift wrapped box, saluted and departed.   Took it back upstairs into the studio where we unwrapped it ... it was a English Estate Dunhill Root Briar pipe and a packet of Dunhill tobacco.

What a gift, what a man.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Something Also A Bit Special.

With  heightened excitement as a tragic from The era of Murray Chapple yes we had one and it was spelt differently, Jack Alabaster, John Reid, Bert Sutcliffe the exploits of Bazza's boys is compelling viewing and something of a vindication for sixty years of riding the roller coaster.

So,  the start of the Super Rugby is more of an intrusion than normal as the seasons overlap.
So much in fact that the Mid Afternoon Crusaders game against the Johannesburg Lions was over before swmbo reminded me, she is normally better in matters of such import.

Last Saturday the West Indies Vs NZ was the only game in town but I took the precaution of setting the Rugby to record.
As the marvellous striking of the Kookaburra White was slowly ending as wickets fell, I crossed during a wicket fall advert break to see how things were at the rugby and was not really alarmed when it showed the Crusaders down 14 to 10 at around 48 minutes, whatever.
A couple of Caribbean wickets later another cross at 57 minutes it was 38 to 14 at the rugby but in the history unfolding at the "tin" such a possibly inexplicable improbability was left until later to find an explanation.

What in fact revealed later was an extraordinary nine minutes of rugby triggered by a penalty try at 50 22 minute mark that saw 28 points in a display I have not witnessed since that extraordinary night at Lancaster Park when after a blistering first half many in the stands wondered if the NSW Warratahs would front for more, after conceding over fifty points in the first half. The two teams were first and second on the 2002 table and the Crusaders went on to win 96 to 19 and then the title in the knockouts.

OK Saturday was afternoon rugby, it was fine but it was an assault of running and passing, what a contrast to the ugly ill tempered, ill disciplined weather effected spectacle at Durban. Are The Sharks and The Chiefs the most likely Super rugby teams to deliver such trash and it still has legs as the judiciary unravels it all. three red cards, two suspensions , a one week for Elliot and Four for du Plessis and more to come. That tackle on Cruden looked very ugly.

Oh and the Vodaphone warriors made good,  the ref had no option to ending things in the Brisbane swamp at 73 minutes with the Pheonix ahead 2/1, that water was ankle deep, although it is easy to understand The Roar's dismay.
The Tactix, well at least they made it better as it went on, giving a 10 point start was a bit of a self imposed hurdle, to only go down by 3 showed spirit.

Tomorrow,   no predictions,  sadly one team will lose and all I have is hope it is them to go home, hang on "we" are already home, no pressure guys just play well and enjoy the moment. Oh and another win would be cool but in this mode it can turn on a dropped catch in the first over with a four to your name, eh Mon.

It Would Be Quite Difficult In Fact.

Last week media reports had a legless youth in Manakau supposedly having consumed nine litres of wine.
In their collective defence it I saw no notice of any time frame but it was an incredibly inane claim by the constabulary quoted as fact.

How many could drink a dozen stubbies in a sitting and that is merely 390ml?  plenty you say, well how about a cool dozen bottles of wine.

The Yardie is only around 1.5 litres.

The human stomach is pretty well full at Four to five litres.

Some wonder why there is little credibility for what they publish and they are trained and skilled.

Who Does Not Understand ?

After a reasonably financially successful sojourn in Real Estate one of the major factors in calling time was the significant reduction in personal trust during the Five years.

Lawyers, clients, vendors and even people on the same team were a part of my diminished respect for doing the right thingt.

One of the main themes in the "professional" development training and education was the law of contract, its simple origins and basic meme including such quaint behaviours as spitting on the palm of a hand before a sealing handshake, the passing of a 'sixpence' as "consideration, the inherent power of a verbal contract.
All those binding parts of establishing a contract to supply, to pay, to act in the promised way but above all as matter between parties was the basic honesty of the personal commitment to perform.

In the matter of the two pawns in the St Bedes rowing team enroute to the massive event called The Maadi Cup, tell me again how many eggs in a dozen?

With all the history, legend and aura around the ultimate trophy in secondary schools rowing what a sad reflection on all that with the stupid ill considered and embarrassing act of the two St Bedes pupils.

Surely they must have been aware of the equally stupid action of the old boy of the college when he accessed a door in breach of airport security and was correctly fined admonished and found even as a Cabinet Minister he was not exempt and had to face the repercussions that followed.

Were they so inept at English and comprehension to miss what anybody with an IQ bigger than their shoe size is constantly reminded of, with signage to the point of graffiti.

The two youths, their parents and all the other members of the contingent signed a good conduct and behaviour bond before they departed CHC.
Now after the two soft boiled eggs mounted the luggage carousel at AKL and rode it into the secure baggage area beyond the curtain as a prank their part in the Maadi has been terminated.
That is right up there with equally stupid idiots such as mentioning the word "Bomb" anywhere around an airport.
Security staff are what stands between the public and any potential terror threat that is always in their face and any breach however stupid or even in error will have a potential to elevate hormone levels that can have serious outcomes for those frontline people.

Now those parents are going to the High Court to injunct the college from ending what is possibly the biggest moment in their student careers to date. Well people, stupid has outcomes and in this case it is reasonable not harsh.

Rector Justin Boyle has made enormous strides in taking that great school from the image of Priests and religious stigma that is associated with such places of learning to a pre-eminent place for learning, sport and general excellence and he would have given his response considerable thought before acting to dismiss the two students from the rowing squad.

I earnestly hope that the judge who sits to hear what I suggest is an act of frivolous waste of the courts time gives the litigious parents their beans and backs the college who took all reasonable steps to ensure a successful trip of a lifetime for the many who managed to avoid such dopey stupidity.
If the college gains the victory they deserve then It would be great if the parents who rushed to the courts are made to pay all the costs, however in the light of the idiocy of the recent backing of the Hawkes bay student who was encouraged to defy what thousands of normal people regard as a schools right in making and enforcing rules I am not hopeful.

Another judicial assault on  schools ability to run their business smashed as the HC grants an injunction to the parents and The boys win.

Sunday, March 22, 2015


Gerry Brownlee's announcement that the Government was taking steps to protect the identity of service-people being deployed to Iraq is well justified and welcome.    

I am encouraged too that TV1, in a rare move designed to provided some balance to the criticism from some no-name academic who had it the move was unnecessary and designed to intimidate and silence opposition to the deployment, followed up his comments with a media clip highlighting that ISIS had published, on-line, details concerning the families of US troops serving in Iraq and calling on their sympathizers in the United States to take action against them.  

Nothing much changes.     44 years ago the wife of a colleague of mine serving in Vietnam with 4 Detachment NZSAS was rung by some low-life at 3.00 am in the morning with the person pretending to be an Army spokesman and telling her that her husband had been wounded in action and was not expected to live.      

I suspect that those in NZL who support ISIS are capable of much worse.

You Had To Be There!

However from one who couldnt be present there were two incidents that were massive.

Certainly Guptil's double ton was the enduring moment and Boult's four wickets.

Two catches turned that game, Marlon Samuels grassing Guptil on four and that simply amazing exposing of 'class is permanent' when Dan grasped that catch one handed just inches from the rope.

Whatever happens next Tuesday one of two exceptional teams will perish, for me I hope it is not Bazza's  men but as all who just love cricket unconditionally it can turn on one bit of luck completely beyond any one persons control.

Go you great inspiring young men. "Dare to believe "BELIEVE"

Saturday, March 21, 2015

RIP Malcolm Fraser

Australian ex PM Malcolm Fraser died a few days ago, aged eighty-four.

Adolf was a small time Liberal Party branch official at the time Fraser became PM and Whitlam was sacked.

People may not know one of Fraser's greatest political assets was his wife, Tammy.  She was a gentle  little thing and one day some jerk at the ABC was interviewing her.  The left had been criticizing Fraser's wealth, insinuating it made him unfit for office.  At the time there had been many revelations of corruption on a grand scale among those of the left.

Tammy smiled sweetly at the ABC jerk and said:

"Well, you're jolly lucky Malcolm is wealthy.  He doesn't have to steal from the taxpayers like those other people."

Friday, March 20, 2015

Friday's Fulminations

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

On A Lighter Note

The Cook's laughing her head off.

Some old girl (102) was interviewed on network news.

"You have remarkably few wrinkles for some one of your age.  What's the secret.?"

"All my life I've sat around on my arse so all the wrinkles are on my bum."

End of interview.

Only in Australia.


The wailing and knashing of teeth from the MSM and the left side of the political divide that accompanied Benjamin Netanyahu's right wing Likud Party's stunning victory in the Israeli General Election is a sight to behold.

I mean how dare the electorate defy the pollsters who confidently predicated a win for Isaac Hertzog's centre-left Zionist Union.

One thing for certain.   President Obama's snubbing of Netanyahu on his recent visit to the US where he addressed a joint sitting of Congress backfired big time and probably contributed to Netanyahu's victory.    I suspect that many Israeli voters took the view that if Obama opposed it, that was sufficient reason to vote for it ... such is the lack of respect that attaches to Obama's lame duck Administration's foreign policy.

At Least They Are Consistent

Adolf has watched with some amusement as the largely leftist media in Australia gets most political predictions absolutely stark bollicking wrong.

First it was the great Liberal Party spill motion which was going to tip out their bete-noire, Tony Abbott.

Didn't happen.

Two weeks later the media told us Turnbull had the numbers to have another go.

Didn't happen.  Turnbull was bullshitting and Abbott's poll ratings are on the rise.

Now the poor bastards are recovering from their greatest disaster so far, the predicted defeat of Bibi Netanyahu.

Didn't happen.  He won - some say thanks to Obama's interference in the election campaign..

Oh what a bastard of a life must it be for a journo employed by Fairfax, ABC or SBS.

John Key can take heart when the egregious Harold prints it's daily line up of anti National headlines.
The media simply is out of touch with the general public.

A gorgeous example the other day.  Chatting to a lady at the local dairy and she opined loudly:-

"If Australia can lose a generation of young Aborigines it's about time we lost a generation of young Arabs."

You'll never see that on the ABC.