As the 450th day since the milk was contaminated approaches, here is an update on the casualties.
Total number of patients showing symptoms from the outbreak since May 2012 has hopefully flatlined at zero. This comes as a huge relief to the thousands mobilised to deal with the expanding tragedy.
Total fatalities have also seen no increase in the 450 days since the dirty pipe pooped in the millions of tonnes of milk products manufactured, distributed, onsold and consumed since May 2012.
That total death toll still stands at an alarming big fat zero.
The Peoples Ministry for Food Safety and Panics has called on all citizens to continue to monitor home preserves and old stocks of stored canned foods (in the disaster relief packs under the stairs) for telltale signs of Botulism contamination as they continue to constitute an ongoing danger to us all.
Fonterra units have rallied in the face of the measured way the ever responsible MSM have continued to carry the unfolding mass poisoning, possibly the most significant single incident since Jim Jones followers unwittingly drank contaminated Coolaid in Jonestown Guiana 35 years ago - another chilling coincidence.
Russel Norman and David Shearer in a joint impromptu "news" conference expressed the hope that the worst was behind NZ unless they can manipulate the muppet media to go again with their feeding frenzy in the unlikely event nothing else turns up.